Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Reasons Why Texan Drivers Freak Out Over ½ Inch of Snow

Even damn yankees lose sharp snow-driving skills when only needed once every few years.

Northern road maintenance is more efficient and precise when it comes to ice and snow.

We have sky-high highway ramps, resembling roller coaster construction, built for a mild climate, that turn treacherous during ice and snow storms.

Lots of idiotic drivers, who feel to drive slowly, defensively and courteously is an affront to their character, affect those of us who drive safely, and make us slow down even more to avoid their property and life damaging influence.

The news media creates special programming to examine every aspect and worst case scenario available to them, and incites the uninitiated to think that snow on the road is the apocolypse.

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