Tuesday, January 23, 2007

KINKY CREATURES

I’ve often heard accounts of ocean creatures beaching themselves or some other unsuitable adventure into human’s territories.
Animal lovers usually try to "rescue" these creatures, successfully and unsucessfully, and put them back into the environment from whence they came.
There are theories as to why whales beach themselves or dolphins or porpoises end up in seemingly inhospitable places. None of the theories have proved conclusive.
I would like to add to the theories.
Has no one ever considered that Shamu’s relatives might be desiring the life he (she?) is living? Has no one ever considered that captive whales and dolphins might somehow have communicated to the wild bunch that though their free-ranging days are over, fresh food, clean water, and loving humans are available just for doing a few tricks a day? Has no one considered that these beached whales and dolphins are trying to be captured? How much more obvious could they make it?
Shamu’s cousin is lying on the beach, there for the taking, thinking to itself "Come on, people, take me to your leader! I want some of those easy bucket-fish meals."
Meanwhile, do-gooders are shoving him back into the ocean, but Shamu’s cousin keeps beaching itself in the only way it knows to communicate to humans that it wants to be captured.
Hasn’t anyone considered that these may be creatures that crave domestication?
Just as there as some humans that have a slavery fetish, usually associated with sex, maybe these specific creatures are the fetishists of the ocean. Maybe they want to be dominated!
Whale and dolphin submissives. Think about it.
Why should humans be the only species to get kinky?

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